Chapter One

Author's Note: ripped this off from jasie in 2008.

Fanfiction.net, Fictionpress.com and deviantArt.com were once three peaceful nations in the incredible world of Literature. These three nations were once places to show your creativity and get some advice on it. There was another nation, Quizilla.com. It was a...different kind of nation, as from the name it would host quizzes and many people were satisfied for taking fun little quizzes and getting their results. Then several people began to write, they wrote terrible things. They wrote about their own characters, most of them were versions of themselves that were flawless and perfect; the girl that they have always wanted to be, a creature called a Mary Sue. They would pair their Sues up with their favourite characters in their favourite fandoms, would create such over-rated drama. But it was harmless most of the time, these characters and authors would stay in the nation of Quizilla. After a few years, the Mary Sue creatures and their masters (Well more like Mistresses) called the Suethors made their way to Fanfiction, Fictionpress and deviantArt. Then the number of Suethors and Mary Sues doubled, it became a virus, infecting just about every other tiny literature hosting countries. Many people were disgusted with this virus and tried creating a vaccine, one that eliminated the Suethors and their Sues from the nation. Fanfiction was the one that used this the most, but it soon failed since the Suethors came back using another name.

Other authors began to ban together and created assassins of these Suethors and their creatures. The biggest organization was the Sue Slaying Guild. And this is the story of these Sue Slayers.

---

“Oh Jezebel Lillith Sakura Yumee Nite’mar Blackheart! I love you so much! Who would’ve thought that we both would eliminate the entire world of evil? Who knew that Misa would go and become a lesbian with Kiyomi Takada and my sister?”

“Oh Rai-Rai-chan! We won because we were both so beautiful and sexy and were like totally smart! L, Mello and Near were like total preps and now they’re like our slaves! Isn’t that sooo keywaii?”

“Yes, indeed us having these slaves and becoming GODS OF THE NEW WORLD!”

“Oh Rai-Rai-chan! Let us take a potato chip...and eat it! For it will represent us destroying our once decaying world, in celebration of our eternal love and ruling of this brilliant new world!”

Raito Yagami, the protagonist of the anime and manga series, Death Note, was seen sitting in a large red throne with a beautiful young woman sitting in his lap. She had long ebony hair in ringlets; it stopped at the middle of her back and locks brushed against her porcelain skin. She had large saucer-like lime green eyes, one of which that was covered with a heart shaped eye patch. Her hair was in two low ponytails and was tied up with green, the same colour as her enchanting eyes, ribbons with tiny white lace. Th girl, Jezebel, was wearing a small lime green cap with white tulip lace covering it. The dress she wore looked like a old fashioned Victorian child’s party dress, but with a modern twist, this style was called Gothic Lolita. The dress was the same shade as her eyes and had black lace going around the long ruffled skirt horizontally. The top of the dress had puffy long sleeves with black lace around the edge of the sleeve. The torso was covered with black lace and fancy silver button that rich people though were stylish, but actually looked pretty gaudy. This girl, Jezebel, looked like a doll, a perfect and divine doll with the face that looked as if it were carved by the arch angels. The girl was also holding a bag of potato chips in her lap and the two took a potato chip...AND ATE IT!

Her thin blood red lips landed a gentle kiss on Raito’s cheek. He sighed as he held her close, he inhaled her scent; she smelled like the rain of the tropics with a hint of green apples. “Who would’ve known that we, both sinfully beautiful, would fall in love? All this time I thought that I was a gay man, and then you come into my lonely life. How I adore you, you divine creature.”

“Oh Rai-Rai-chan...” Jezebel whispered as the two were going to kiss.

“HALT!”

“Huh?!”

The two GODS OF THE NEW WORLD looked up; looks of confusion and spite were plastered on their sinfully attractive faces. There stood a rather average looking woman, or what you could see anyways since her face was covered by a mask thatcovered half of her face and a large pair of goggles.She stood at about five feet and five inches, more or less. Her light brown hair was styled in an angle bob, long in the front and short in the back. She wore form fitting black spandex, or something like it, pants that had various pouches filled with guns, knives, and other things. The canary yellow shirt she wore was baggy around the waist, as if to hide that she might’ve been chubbier around the waist, but the sleeves almost skin tight.

“Jezebel Lillith Sakura...or Sakurjha Yami...or was it Yumee...Nite’mare Blackheart” The woman spoke, with a clipboard, that seemed to magically appear from the legendary plot hole OF DOOM, in front of her eyes, like only a couple of centimetres from those haunting eyes. “You are aware that Raito Yagami is supposed to be engaged to Misa Amane, only to be shot various amounts of times by Matsuda after confessing that he is Kira right? Also, he is supposed to have died from Ryuk writing his name in the Death Note, meaning that that little shit Near won, am I correct?”

“Ummm....” Jezebel mumbled as she looked at the woman then towards her OMG ONE TRU LUV. The once confused and frustrated face turned into a scared and furious look. “YOU AREN’T TAKING ME ALIVE! SAKU-CHIN WARNED ME THAT YOU WOULD BE COMING!” she screeched as she jumped from the throne and was beginning to run towards the masked woman. Beneath that black mask, there was a rather demonic smirk plastered on her face.

“Wait, Saku-chin?! You mean...Sakura Angel Susan Lilypad Love Tsuki Wakahisa?” she thought aloud as she blocked a running punch from Jezebel. She then squatted down and responded with a spinning kick. Jezebel jumped away just in time, only to come back with a sword that looked like something that came from Celtic mythology. Where she got it, no one really knows, it’s a Sue who can pull things out of the legendary plot hole whenever she desires. She then ran towards the woman again, and sliced off the large goggles ad a little bit of the woman’s flesh.

SHIT THAT STINGS!

The woman in the yellow screamed in her mind as she pulled out a silver handgun and began to pull the trigger, firing the bullets that were enchanted by the Flamers Division of the Sue Slaying Guild. But of course Jezebel deflected most of them hitting her vital organs with the blade; the only bullets that seem to have hit her only grazed her GOFFIK LOLEETA dress. The silver bullets fell on the ground in front of the doll like girl.

“Shit...We need direct flames...”

The woman then pulled out kunai and ninja stars from her pouch, that were made of hardened flames, grammarcide and THE CANON. She then threw them, hoping that at least one of them would actually hit her. But because this girl had always sucked at Frisbee, all of these tools fell a foot away from her.

“...”

“Omg, like you ttly suck.”

“...Shut the fuck up!” The woman screamed, losing control of her emotions, possibly out of sheer embarrassment, as she picked up one of the stars and ran towards the Sue with surprising speed. Jezebel blinked, amazed at how much speed this woman was collecting with each delicate step, she dropped her sword. The woman smirked as she raised the star and stabbed the Sue in the shoulder with it. “Al-alright!”

“OMFG! RAI-RAI-CHAN! I NEED TEH...THING!”

Raito got up from his seat and ran towards his so-called 1 TRU LUV and pushed the woman away before handing the raven haired beauty his black notebook and a pen. Jezebel smirked as she opened up the book, not before finally kissing the bishounen, and placed the pen on the page. She closed her green orbs, before they shot open and were now candy apple red.

Mikage...Kari? She thought aloud as she began to write down the characters for Mikage, Mikage’s green eyes widened in terror as she realized what the Sue was doing.

“Fuck! I have to use...THAT.” She thought as she tore off her mask, revealing a surprisingly beautiful face, Jezebel stopped. Her eerie cat-like eyes started to turn into a deep shade of violet and a strange symbol appeared. Jezebel’s bright green eyes started to glow a bright red and that same symbol appeared in his eyes, causing Mikage to smirk. “I order you to stop writing my name...and TO DIE!”

Jezebel smiled brightly, a crazy look in her eyes.

“Of course my lady!” she giggled as she crouched down to scoop up a kunai off the ground, she then stabbed herself in the temple with it. She continued to push the small blade into her brain before she was released from the Slayer’s gaze. Jezebel’s eyes went back to her normal lime green and she screamed in pain as the poison and flames spread throughout her body. She then exploded, leaving a rather large pile of purple-pink sparkles. Raito then shook his head, finally being released by the Sue’s spell.

“What happened?”

“Nothing Mr. Yagami.” Mikage said as she went to go pick up her broken goggles. “Fuck, Kirayuki’s gonna be pissed...I wasn’t supposed to use it...”

“What? I demand to know what the hell is going on!”

Suddenly Mikage’s eyes turned into violet and the symbol appeared again, Raito’s eyes then glowed red, the symbol now appearing in his.

“I order you to forget about what happened today, and to cooperate with me.”

“As you wish, Mistress!”

“Good...” The brunette whispered as she picked up the walkie-talkie that was attached to her belt. “Jayce...I’m gonna need you to reverse time...”

Another voice was heard in the walkie-talkie, “Aw fuck sakes! I can only use the God Mod a few times before it runs out! Did you get the Sue’s powers, I’m gonna need it to reverse it THIS much...”

“...I used Geass on her.”

“SEEEEH! SHIT FUCK! WELL FUCK YOU BUDDY! HAVE FUN DEALING WITH YUNNE-SAMA AND KIRAYUKI! OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU’RE FUCKING KIRAYUKI, AND THAT YOU GET THE SECIAL TREATMENT!”

“If I’m going down for using my past life’s powers, I’m taking you down with me. And if you DARE tell that old bastard about me and Kirayuki, you’d better sleep with one eye open..”

Silence. “Fine. I’ll come over there when I get there.”

That fucking girl, I can’t believe that a former Suethor, a self-inserting one at that, became one of the higher ranking Slayers just like that...

A girl walked into the room, her hazel eyes burning into Mikage’s green ones. She tucked her shoulder length black hair behind her ear after pushing up her red glasses. She blushed as she stared at Raito, a look of lust and desire was in her eyes. “Don’t you fucking dare Jaycelynn, or I’ll let the higher ups know.” The girl pouted as she shut her eyes, then the world around the three characters began to fade into white. Then the world began to paint itself back, this time they were in Tokyo’s Shibuya district.

“Alright, this is before Raito meets Jezebel. Get to the airport and inject her there, release him.”

Raito’s eyes faded into his normal red-brown, he stared at the two and walked off. “Get over there, kill her and meet me at Tokyo Tower...” The girl in red spoke before teleporting towards Tokyo Tower.

“Fucking girl, she could’ve at least...” Before Mikage could finish her sentence, she was at Tokyo Airport and saw a younger Jezebel. “Hello Ms. Blackheart! My name is Mikage! I will be escorting you to your hotel!”

“Oh wow! I don’t even like remember signing up for this, but okay!” Jezebel said with a smile and walked off with the older woman into a dark room. “Umm...Why are we here?”

Mikage had a mischievous look in her eye as she took out a long, sharp needle. Jezebel poked Mikage in the shoulder, “Mikage-san?”

“So sorry Ms. Blackheart, but I’m not going to be escorting you today...Goodbye.” She giggled as she turned around and stabbed the Sue in the neck with the poison needle. The brunette immediately covered her tiny mouth with her hands, muffling a high pitched scream. Jezebel’s lime eyes then rolled back and shut. Mikage gently placed her on the floor and casually walked out of the room.

Mission: Complete? Due to some serious God Modding.