Teh Goffik Geisha Duelist

Author's Note: why did i write this. i can't even remember. sad. i should make this an actual fic.

A cloaked figure holding a smalll bundle close to her chest and a basket in her right hand is seen waking up a mountain of stairs. The figure takes heavy breaths as they continue to climb and climb, they begin to feel the fatigue. The stairs weren't the only reason, the person was holding a small child who was beginning to get fussy, the basket, the cold, fierce wind that felt like ice was slicing their flesh, the heavy rain that felt somewhat refreshing on the figure's hot face and the fact that it was very dark and they were trying not to fall. Cherry blossom trees were losing their beautiful, soft pink petals in the harsh wind, the wind whistled through the branches, making the night seem spookier than it should be, after all the srhine that was on top was in te middle of Kyoto in 2006.

In twenty minutes, the figure was at the top, gasping for air. A sad smile spread across their face as their amber eyes stared at the shrine. It was majestic, it was too beautiful to even begin to describe [Yes, I am that lazy and I don't know how to describe a Shinto shrine xD]. ut it would make sense, since this place doubled as a okiya, so it had to attract people [LIES?!] and it had the funds to make it look so nice, OKAY?!

The figure gently placed the basket on the ground and stared at the little bundle that they were carrying, the child that was wrapped in a soft, pale grey blanket was beginning to calm down, their eyes were wide open revealing the most beautiful pair of topaz eyes. A bit of her pink hair was peeking out of the blanket. The figure sighed sadly as she landed a tiny butterfly kiss on the cherub's adorable, angelic face.

"Goodbye, my sweet Manami Shiori Libitina Akeldama Malinda Lamya Jezebel Gothic Teardrop Zenkah Crimson Vamp'ire UHMAZIN' Sparkle Desu Kawaii SexehTwilight , hopefully we will meet once again. Though, it pains me to even think bout a beautiful angelic child, which is somewhat tre since you ARE a Human-Vampire-Demon-Angel but still, like you would never know that I, Avaron Tara Hoshi Sakura Ayaka Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Anorexia Lovely Rose Crimson B'loody Moon Tsuki Love Lilypad Kawaii Desu Sparkle Isabella Marie Swan UHMAZIN' SexehTwilight Mary Sue, am your true mother. I love you. " the figure said as she placed Manami in the basket and gentlly carried the basket to the shrine doors. Avaron then placed a small card ontop of the baby's tummy. She knocked on the door and teleported to whereever the hell she was from.

The door opened, revealing a lovely miko by the name of Aimi. Her long ebony curls cascaded down her shoulders which clashed against her ivory skin. Her shimmering sapphire orbs widened and her thin, cherry lips made an 'o' in shock as she noticed the basket. She quickly ran over to the basket, taking the little bundle of joy out, Manami cooed and giggled kawaii-ly as she snuggled against the miko-geisha's bosum. Aimi smiled brightly as she wrapped her lithe arms around the child, she blinked as she noticed the small card. She nodded when she finished reading it.

"Oh...your name is Manami Shiori Libitina Akeldama Malinda Lamya Jezebel Gothic Teardrop Zenkah Crimson Vamp'ire UHMAZIN' Sparkle Desu Kawaii SexehTwilight ? How lovely! Well Manami, I' sure you'll be the greatest geisha-miko-oiran [PROSTITUTE?!] in the history of Kyoto EVAR!!!!!111!!1!ONEONEONE!!!1!!!1ELEVEN! "

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Manami gasped as she awoke in her silk sheets. She sighed, quickly realizing that she was in Duel Academia, not in Kyoto. She smiled sadly as she remembered her life, and her very first love that was Jounochi Katsuya. She felt a sharp pain in her large, juicy, bouncy, soft, boobalicious breast and gently placed her hand over it. She still loved him, which caused beautiful rivers of bloody tears to run down her stunning face. "Oh look at me...Katsu-kun...How I wish to see your dazzling smile again...Blast that Kujaku Mai...How I wish that I was as beautiful as she...Then maybe...T-then maybe...You would be here with me... "

However back in Domino City, Katsuya was down to just his socks. A smirk was on his face as Mai stared at him, lust clouding her violet eyes. Katsuya leaped into the bed and made love to her for two minutes, because when it's with him all you need is two minutes because HE'S SO INTENSE! And two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. It had seemed that Katsuya Jounochi had completely forgotten about the sexiness that was Manami Shiori Libitina Akeldama Malinda Lamya Jezebel Gothic Teardrop Zenkah Crimson Vamp'ire UHMAZIN' Sparkle Desu Kawaii SexehTwilight! OH MY GOD NO WAI!

Manami smiled sadly as she made her way out of the bed and to the bathroom, which was down the hallway. A few Obelisk Blue girls sighed in admiration, since Manami was simply one of the best girls in this school and wanted to be like her. Others growled in jealousy, but inside they still admired her. A few other girls orgasmed from just breathing the same air as her an they became lesbians. Manami walked into the bathroom and washed her face before turning on one of the showers and began to wash herself before she started her new day.

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After classes Manami made her way to the lighthouse which was near the...ugh...Osiris Red dorms. She ignored the totally ugly and talentless guys that tried to flirt with her, since they were total losers and would never get laid. Her topaz eyes then turned into emerald green which meant that she was annoyed. After a little bit, they left her alone, those green eyes then turned into sapphire blue where she began to cry in sheer loneliness.

"Oh Katsuya! Let me get over you! Oh...why won't anyone fall in love with the girl inside of me instead of just my looks? Katsuya...You were the only one to love me for me! I-I love you and miss you!"

Back in Domino, Mai turned to Katsuya and said "I-Is that it?! "