xXx About Meh XD!!!!! xXx

Name: Jay
Gender: ummm... yubel! XD
DOB: Nov 5 1994
DOD: I'll tell ya when i die ok XP
Zodiac: Scorpio, Dog
Location: Canada and NO I DON'T LIVE IN AN IGLOO XDDD
Hair: Kuro (that means black btw)
Eyes: Hazel which is lik a green-brown its super pretty ^_^
Status: TAKEN BY DA LUV OF MI DEPREZZIN LYFE... <3 BB <3

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with your popcorn, screaming, "DO A BACKFLIP", then copy and paste this to your profile

93 precent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 precent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your but off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile.

If you think the evil kids should stop being selfish with the Trix cereal and just give some to the stinking rabbit, copy this onto your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA
4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND!
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things